Golden Globes 2017 Recap

by Emily L. Foley

Did you watch the Golden Globes last night? Of course you did. No way you’re reading this blog post if you didn’t. But, did you happen to notice that there were only 4 different dresses there? That’s right. Other than a few noticeable stand-outs (Jessica Chastain, Reese Witherspoon, Jessica Biel), everyone had on variations of the exact same dress.

First up, White Ice

Gina Rodriguez wore the old Hollywood glamour version:


Drew Barrymore wore the boho glam version:


Sarah Jessica Parker wore the boho meets bridal version:


And Nicole Kidman wore the Princess Bedazzled version:


Then there’s Millie Bobby Brown who opted for the Miss Teen Glam version:


Then the bridge dress here is Emma Stone’s:


Emma then moves us into the Pretty in Pink gown, and Hailey Baldwin demonstrates that even stars who only attended after parties weren’t immune to the 4 dress epidemic:


Laura Dern wore a more colorful, gilded version:


Then Connie Britton softened things up a bit:


Giuliana Rancic decided to add a serious princess spin:


And finally, Lily Collins slipped on this number and basically told all the rest of them to sit down and take notes, because she is the princess forever and ever, amen:


And I promise you guys, this was only scratching the surface! We could have really jumped down this rabbit hole of every dress being the same if none of us had anything else to do. And to wrap up, since everyone always loves my award show superlatives, here they are, 2017 style:









And last but couldn’t be any more not least:



Peace, Love and the Golden Globes,